The Vagabond Chronicles – Part 1 – Intro
baseball
we grew up
poor with
three channels
on a tv
transitor radio
with Ernie Harwell
to paint
what we couldn’t see
I remember
wanting to be Lance Parrish
he was an ox
of a man
we didn’t have disposable money
to spend
on trivial things like
dentist appointments
and
baseball bats
but we had big oak
trees
and a chainsaw
and some sand paper
at our disposal
louisville slugger,
this was not
but it did me well
for a season on the
brink
of life in another town
of life in another house
of life in a whole different world
Ham Boner …er, Haim and Boner.
I’ve actually been doing some hard hitting research on this death of Haim. It all seems to directly correspond with Heather Graham.
In 1988 she starred with Haim and Feldman in a little movie called “License to Drive”.
Two years later, she was in a movie called “I love You to Death”.
In that movie? River Phoenix.
In 1993, the lovely Graham played “Cowgirl Heather” in the movie “Even Cowgirls get the Blues”. Pat “Mr. Miyagi” Morita was in that flick. He died in 2005. This is a push – but what is interesting is Rain Phoenix was also in this movie.
Which also explains why Joaquin Phoenix is a douche.
Also in 1993, Graham had a cameo in “Six Degrees of Seperation”, which makes me think of the whole “Six degrees of Kevin Bacon” … why you ask? because I love Bacon.
Plus Will Smith was in the movie, and his son is in the new Karate Kid movie – Which brings back Pat Morita.
In 1995 I graduated from Bullock Creek High School. Strange? NO, lots of kids graduate from there. However, A film called “Let it Be Me” was released. It was a musical. Graham had another little part in this. Who else? Patrick Stewart.
He was apparently blinded during the filming. Possibly from her beauty. Or her forehead. We aren’t sure. If you don’t remember him, watch Star Trek: The Next Generation.
She went on to play Lorraine, in “Swingers” with Ron Livingston. Livingston is most famous for his role as Peter Gibbons, in “Office Space”. In that film, the lovable Milton Waddams barely escaped death from a fire set bye Gibbons and his friends.
So, your probably thinking “What is this all about”.
Simple.
One of her first roles in show biz …. “Growing Pains”. Heather Graham must be captured and brought to me. So .. you know .. all these deaths can stop …. no other … no other reason. It has nothing to do with a …er, “Boner”.
Good night, and thank you for reading.
Insomniac Theater Presents: Gurgle, Chew, Spit, Rinse, Repeat.
i was asked by a passerby
if i knew today would be the
last of my days on this planet
and had just one more
chance
at unrequited love,
what would be the title
of the ad i’d
place in the
last chance
romance
press
i scratched my head for a second,
thinking something witty would
be the way to catch this
kitty that’s escaped my
bruised paws
but really there is no perfect line
to write, we’re more complicated
than a mad lib
game
what with all the mad libs
running around the globe,
protecting us from free
form feelings
how can i love if
i can’t feel hurt
if i can’t
see blood
on my hands
at night
from the
relationships i strangle
to death within my
own self pity
it was then that i noticed the passerby
had went and passed me by
and that’s when i etched into the fresh cement:
“Seeking she, too listen to the sounds, with.”
Book status
I’ve got 60 pages of the book written, in the can, binded in my laptop. The goal was 150 pages, I believe. I can’t remember now. But thats where were are right now.
And I’ve got a working title, finally.
“Inside the human body, everything is dead”
But of course, that could all change on a whim. I’m thinking of publishing the first 50 copies myself, and send them off to a few publishing houses.
I’m basically posting this, because I have nothing else to do …. 
- Dennis