Insomniac Theater Presents: Gurgle, Chew, Spit, Rinse, Repeat.

i was asked by a passerby if i knew today would be the last of my days on this planet and had just one more chance at unrequited love, what would be the title of the ad i'd place in the last chance romance press i scratched my head for a second, thinking something witty would be the way to catch this kitty that's escaped [...]