i noticed that he
opened his beers
with his left
but always punched
with his right
left his feet
to walk straight
but never got
where he was
trying to go
zippers were mazes
in the middle of
a binge
so it was easier
to drink it while wearing
spandex panty thins
but then again
the challenge is to
kill that 18 pack
one 18 pack at a time
bottles of rum
and shots of whiskey
are fun
but 18 broken bottles
at the end of a night
are beautiful
