Prez speaks, anyone listen?
Dear Internet,
Did you watch last night? Probably not. I didn’t. I DVR’d it. Just in case.
My friend Hannah mentioned she was looking for a place to read the txt of the speech, as she was busy doing something. So i filled her in on what was spoken about … and, just in case the rest of you missed it, here is the txt of the speech:
President walks to podium.
Pauses.
Coughs.
Opens mouth.
Lies fall from his mouth.
clapping.
pauses.
looks at crowd.
coughs.
Opens mouth.
more lies.
pauses.
Repeat for another fifty-two minutes.
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Here is the actual text of the speech.
